Monday, 7 July 2008

All night exam party!

Yes, we are back with another exciting post! Hold on to your toupees! Since we last wrote there have been some unbelievably exciting developments!

Mike, the ultimate college kid, has reached the end of a long and challenging climb up the mountain called "first year architecture". As if the year hadn't had enough dramatic twists and turns, as he rounded the corner into his final week, he decided to increase the intensity - 100%! - and pulled an all nighter in the University Library. Everyone was confident that he had the stamina to last the entire 37 hours, and hand in a finished portfolio of projects to his expectant tutors. The daytime was fine, the University was busy but Mike allowed no distractions - he was completely focused and single minded. But as the hours wore on, they told a different story. With only the night security guard and a couple of spotty goof balls for company, Mike knew there was only one person he could call at 2.45am. He dialled Michelle's number, but hadn't got the energy to speak - only a desperate wheezing sound escaped his lips. Michelle, presuming it was her stalker, turned over and went back to sleep.

Without the aid of caffeine or alcohol, Mike went the distance and victoriously beat the record for the most down to the wire hand in, in Huddersfield University history! Completing more course work in a single solid shift than any of his predicessors had dared dream, he said of his triumphant record breaking moment - "bur,bur, buhhhh - "! before crashing onto the floor falling immediately to sleep! WELL DONE MIKE - CONGRATS ON FINISHING YOUR FIRST YEAR! YOU ARE BRILLIANT! ONLY 6 MORE TO GO!!! XXXX